My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
Whether women are better than men I cannot say—but I can say they are certainly no worse.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
You shouldn't be anyone special to me, Your just another guy. you shouldn't lead me on especially if it's a lie, one day it's love the next day it's done, you hurt me to much to be the one
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
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